Holy Honkers! Today was amazing. I mean, first of all we were feeling cheap so Jon, Joe, and I packed in a peanut butter and jelly loaf (not sandwich, a whole loaf). We started at the Jefferson, which Jon wrote of, and then went to the Capitol building. The plan was to meet up with Jacob’s friend (She works as a tour guide at the capitol. It was her day off and what would she rather do than take us on a tour? nothing) at the capitol building. Well she got tickets and hid them in a rubber box to the left of the tent supplies. So we met up with her down in the basement of a building adjacent of the capitol building. This place was nuts, the security cops were carrying AK-47’s. Rachael was excited because we would get to see the voting of the FISA bill. As we waited in line we chomped down some of our amazing sandwiches and ate bananas. So we were looking pretty high class. Since the tour guide was our buddy they took our sandwiches and hid them at the security desk. (gotta save that amazing loaf).
OK THIS IS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS!!!!! So as we were waiting those invisible patriot waves started to go through us. I high fived all the guys and started to get pumped up. This was it, we were nearing the tunnel to go see congress. The house of representatives. It was time to vote on FISA, we were going to be a part of history. Then…… the doors closed. We were 15 people too far back in line to see the vote. We would have to wait. Until, from behind the model of the Capitol building, standing at 6′3″, weighing in at around 175 pounds, with wavy dirty blond hair, in the black suit, from Snowflake Arizona came JEFF FLAKE!!!! Rachael must have seen him coming earlier because she greeted him and told him we were from Mesa and would like a picture and he complied. We stood there talking for a little while. You know I had to crack a joke, see if I could get the Congressman to smile. He mentioned something about us 6 being with Rachael, so I chimed in, “She’s pretty lucky, when she gets back to AZ she has 6 dates lined up.” op…op….uh-oh…. what was that….. ehhhhh… a smile……. and a laugh. SCORE! Then he asked us if we wanted to go to the floor. uhhh yes. So he took us out of line and marched us in. When we started taking off our belts and putting our bags through the scanner, when cool hand Jeff told them “They’re with me”. Security then just simply waved us through the scanners. I couldn’t believe what was happening. We were being rushed through security by the authority of no less then US Congressmen Jeff Flake.
Things didn’t cool down either he walked with us through the corridor and talked with us the whole way. He told us about the FISA bill. So Joe scooted up close to him and asked, “So what’s the low down on this one? What’s your vote?” He didn’t even speak, he just started shaking his head and with the ere of a Roman Emperor he gave the emphatic thumbs down. I kept close behind him, like a nerd to a superstar, and just kept saying “This is soooo cool.” He smiled and just kept walking and keeping cool. I guess it is nice for a Congressman to have young pup yipping behind him holding onto to his coat tails. (wowsers, this is so neat-o) After the corridor came the elevators. Sadly, we couldn’t all pack into one elevator so he promised to meet us upstairs. Guess what? as the door was closing guess who walked by us, like 2 feet away. RON PAUL! None other then Mr. Patriot himself. So Rep. Flake met us upstairs and we put all or stuff in the closet for people who are “with” a member of Congress. We then went to an upper balcony for special observers.
So there we were. Looking down across the floor of the Capitol building. Before us was Nancy Pelosi. The little devil. Ron Paul was shooting off his mouth to some poor sap who got suckered into his unending void of rantings. (The man is a genius none-the-less) This is where history is made and the future is modeled. This was amazing. The vote was cool, quick and easy, no discussion and no debate. It passed thanks to the democrats being the majority. After the vote, he showed up again! He came up to talk to us. Rep. Flake was saying the swinging point was the fact that the democrats wanted something in their that limited the power of the president and it was over the ability of customers to sure a telecom company that had, at the prompting of the government, given their call list to the government. The Dem’s wanted to have in the bill the measure that legal action could be taken against the companies. The problem with that is that, according to Rep. Flake, why give them the right to sue these companies when they had provided these lists in good faith TO THE GOVERNMENT AT THE REQUEST OF THE GOVERNMENT. If anyone is at fault, it is the government. The funny thing is is that this will not pass by the president anyway. He will just veto it. This was more of a statement. A statement? Lets get to work people.
So we talked for 30 minutes and then he said so would you like to see the Congressional Deck. hmmm…. jee let me check my calender. We have the oppurtunity of a life time before us or….. wait that is pretty much the coolest thing I have ever heard. I almost just reached up and grabbed his hand like a 7 year-old but I was getting better at controlling my giddiness. So we got taken to an area of the capitol building where we were not allowed to go, unless of course you are the honorary guests of a Congressman. We walked by the Speaker of the House’s office. I could hear her voice. The little devil. Then we walked out to her deck. It was funny, as we were walking out there I was honestly telling Rep. Flake how much I despised that women, then we passed by her office. The Congressional deck was amazing. Okay, so we were on the capitol building. We could see all the way down to the mall and the National monument. Lincoln’s memorial was visable, Jefferson’s dome was seeable. Wow! This was amazing. What a nice guy huh? Taking us out to snap a few pictures and take off. So after taking some pictures we noticed he was just standing there talking about baseball. So we started to talk to him and you know what happened. We had a discussion on foreign relations, agriculture reform, and us 6 guys and our hot date with Rachael. I think we discussed that last one, I hope not. Then I was there again. Standing there with a Congressman I respected, (not like Pelosi, the little devil) talking politics overlooking the capitol of our nation……. We told them where we went on missions and he was like “I was in the Philippines a year ago. I went to Thailand right after the tsunami. I am the coolest guy ever.” ok, so only the “I am the coolest guy ever” part isn’t true but that is what I was hearing. It was cool he started talking about problems with farms subsidies, I love that topic, I spout off about it at random times all the time. Apparently Joe was listening, because he started chiming in with all my lines. He stole my lines!!! I waited my whole life for this. I was recording the whole conversation and you can hear me muttering in the background…. “hey I told you that!” All joking aside though, this was an honor. I mean, we couldn’t have planned it better. We didn’t plan any of this. This was amazing, just ask me about it next time I see you. I will start talking faster and faster and the pitch of my voice will continue to increase in excitement until the only noise you will hear is the barking of dogs responding to my super-high decibel-dog call too high for the human ear to understand.
Yeah, it was that awesome.
Jeff Flake/Rachel/Us/Capital Balcony…aka VIP ONLY!